so crazy thing happend yesterday.... first off in my second class which is 2 hours and 15 minutes long prof. bowling just decided to not give us our 15 minutes break and not tell us so it's like 45 minutes till the end of the class and everyone in the class is bugging out... the harvard guy who sits next to me eye's were kind of rolling back and then non  annoying girl ( there are too girls in my class and two guys  the harvard guy.. the guy who looks like he shoudl be related to molly the annoying girl and the non annoying girl) and i kept giving each othe rlooks like we might join forces and triumph over the evil that is Prof. Bowling and his long winded lectures about the cold war.... umm so then i played cards with matt ( we now have a 5 night a week card game that starts promptly at 915 and ends at 1030.. RUMMY RULES anyways he won  by 50 which is good because it was a tight game all the way through even though we only could play to 500 because we kept getting interrupted by crazy things... like sasha calling to tell matt that he doesnt have a birth certificate and because he's from russia might not be able to go to the dominican republic... then we got that all figured out but it was touch and go for a while lol ;) ummm yeah then sasha impersonated me on the phone not realizing that i was listening lol he made me sound like a chinese lady.... ( he was impersonating me because he told matt not to tell me what happened because i would over react... which is prob true but i actually have been better at not letting things freak me out) i just cant help thinking that i shouldn't go on this trip because somethign bad is going to happen... umm yeah so then im driving to yonkers to meet up with anna and danny for a hot minute and i call lauren garrett back because she called me when i was in class.. so i hear a scuffle on the phone and then a guy answers... and this is what happened

APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their luver can see.

so umm let's see the dinner party went very well... it was fun we ate and played rummy... umm then renee spent the night and on monday we got up early and went shopping with matt and sasha before school/work umm then renee ended up staying another night and we went and chilled with matt sash and anna at the buildings... then yesterday matt sasha and i went to book our trip at the travel agency... we went into it thinking we were going to the bahamas but then came out with a week long trip to the dominican republic which i am now a lil bit nervous about but the resort is supposed to be beautiful and it's all inclusive 24 hrs so at least i can just be completley drunk all the time... ummm then school... there's a guy in my class who was wearing seersucker pants and i creepily told him that i really liked his pants... but now i think he thinks i'm into him.. oh well ummm i have to write a research paper for my history of NYC class but i have no idea what my topic should be... umm then i went to my other class yesterday and i got my test back and i got a b+ which i suppose is okay... ummm hmm i feel like i should be discussing something much more interesting instead running through my schedule lol... umm then i went and hung out with matt after class at the castle as usual... we played rummy 1000 and i won for once... i am now obsessed with playing rummy and it's actually all i want to be doing at all times... matt created a monster umm i have to work today earlier than usual from 230 to 830 but thats good because now that i payed for the vacation i am beyond broke.. talked to lauren garrett the other day and im really excited about going home and to the lake in  a couple of weeks it will be good to see everyone even though i will only be home for a weekend... umm it's really hot so i put in my air conditioner last night and it came with this bracket thing that you are supposed to screw into your window sill or frame or something but i couldnt figure out how to do it so my air conditioner is just kind of resting upon my window... i know something horrible is going to happen and it's going to fall and break and prob kill a baby and a puppy and a baby puppy....

hmm okay so it's sunday morning and i have to be a work in a lil bit but i thought i would grab some time to do this before the craziness starts... i worked all day yesterday which wasnt that bad because the family has another family with two lttle boys staying with them for the weekend so they all went to the city and left me with the 4 month old ella.... and she's the one i really like anyways.... so i stuck her in the snuggly and walked around with her all day.... it's weird to have a baby like attached to your abdoman like that it felt like i was pregnant but on the outside lol...umm yeah so then i called matt thinking that i wanted to hang out last night but then i got home and talked to lauren g. for a while ( which was really good and i cant wait to go home for the 4th) and took a shower and then i decided that i would much rather lay in my bed and watch tv than drive anywhere... ummm the other day i was in the car and heard the black eyed peas song "let's get retarded" but they had for some reason censored it and now the words are " let's get it started" and i think that that is like the stupidest thing ever... for some reason this really outrages me... so my goal in life this summer is to somhow see the yeah yeah yeah and 311 in concert... i'm so pissed off about not being able to go to either of the yeah yeah yeah's concerts because of work.. .i mean i've liked them for like 3 years now and now that they are finally "cool" to everyone else and i would have a chance to see them in a big concert setting i cant go... seeing them in newport KY was so cool because i was like 1ft away from her but... errr i'm sad...

umm well lets see... irene spent the night on wednesday and we went to the mall on thursday before i
had class... i bought really really cute yellow shoes and an air conditioner and new jeans... which is all very exciting... then i went to class and ummm it was like i was miss popularity or something... everyone was like " i'm "popular" and i need to be weirdly having conversations with lucien" you know what i've noticed... i always like build up people in my mind to be so cool and like unapproachable and then once you actually talk to them they aren't all that cool... that sucks.. anyways then i went to my other class and had a test, which i was done with in like 30 minutes ,( i can write essay's creepily fast) umm then went to the castle to hang out with matty as per usual until he got off of work.. then we were all going to go to karaoke but then anna didnt end up coming out so we all just hung out at the buildings for a while and then i went home early around 1:30.... i weirdly slept really late today and umm yeah that's about it... i'm sure you really wanted to know minute by minute deatails of my schedule lol... but im going to work until like 830 and then around 12 we're all going to see the stepford wives which im really excited about although i dont think it will be as good as the original....so my internet was creepily not working all yesterday and this morning so i had to call cablevision and talk to tech support... when the guy answered the phone i thought i was a voice recording or like an automated answering service because his voice sound identical to that of a robot... like what would you do if you had to have the voice of a robot? CRAZINESS i guess you could easily get a job as the machine that calls you to tell you that your perscription is ready to be picked up at walgreens lol yeah and im gonna add some random pics that have been taken over the past couple of days up on fotki so check that out.. as you will notice in those pics we have a new friend named lashanda... it's a black little people toy that we found on the street by my apartment at 6AM when we were going to the beach.. so now she comes everywhere with us and is the life of the party we always make her talk in a crazy voice and we tell people that we rescued her from a life on the stretts... also she has afro puffs as a hair style and we all really appreciate that lol lol note this entry double spaced so beth can read it better.. see beth i <3 jewishness well actually i just realized that i cant double space this so umm the sentiment is there beth

so me sasha and anna and matt went to the beach today which was really fun.. but we left at like 630 in the morning so by the time that it was time for me to go to work i was actually completely dead.. so i called out to work for the first time... i just told keryn that i was sick... and she doesnt want me to come in if im sick because it'll get the kids sick anyways.... so i came home and it is actually 98 degrees in the apartment... like i have a thermometer and that's what it says... im gonna get an air conditioner evntually but as of right now im laying on my bed wearing little clothes and i have an ice pack on my stomach... it's really intense as you can tell... so i was watching the reality show the restraunt and it turns out that one of the waiters on the show was my Orientation Advisor when i was a freshman... its' so weird to just be watching a show and see someone that you know.. what's up Edixton! so now i'm watching this really weird documentary about the gay pride rainbow flag on PBS... kind of interesting... they're in Key West right now which is cool because i know all the places that they are showing... umm i think irene is coming over... i actually passed out on my bed from 2-7 and i didnt even realize that i had gone to sleep... i woke up like the hottest and most disoriented person ever... and i dont have any idea where deedee went ... so umm yeah it's too hot to actually be up and moving at all so LATE

so i didnt get back last night from hanging out with everyone in yonkers till like 230 and then i didnt end up goin to sleep till like 4 so i was all set to sleep till like 11 because that's when i wake up to watch Starting Over ( which by the way is the best show on TV) umm so i'm sleeping ( like 10 min ago) and i hear voices coming out of my phone and at first i somehow incorporated matt's voice into a dream i was having which made things weird but that's another story... so matt was bleeping me saying "luuuuucien luuuucien im coming over i'm coming over" so i wake up a little and try to figure out what was going on... so he tells me that he got really sick last night because he was so drunk... he was really drunk because he had been playing beer pong all night with vodka and kool-aid.... he kept calling me baby it was so funny... umm anyways so now it's 11AM and matty's coming over which is fun... then im going to school! sorry this entry was a little garbled because im still half asleep... LATE
mood: sleepy and slightly dazed

So I’m starting this web-log again in the hopes that I can keep it going.. for the five or so of you that actually read my lengthy diatribes last summer I hope that I won’t let you down, and by that I mean that I will continue the strong tradition that I set for myself of long rambling updates with little to no punctuation or consideration for grammar. I have been told that in order to understand what I write you must actually read it in the manner that I speak which I suppose is the way that I write.  Right now I am sitting in a classroom trying to pretend to pay attention which is difficult to keep up because there are only four other people in my class. Since starting my summer classes I have learned that not only am I completely ignorant about turn of the century lit. ( 1900-1920) but I am also stupid.  Well I wont say that… my so called “history of new york city” class is full of five graduate students and by that I mean 5 old people who out of boredom are taking graduate classes… I’m only 20! I wasn’t  around for all of the events that we are discussing in class unlike all these people, okay im exaggerating but I just feel like 90% of these people are saying I am clueless about .. but anyways summer school has made me feel ignorant and stupid for being an undergrad.  My schedule sucks class from 4:00-9:15 On Monday Tuesday and Thursday work from 4:30-8:30 on Wednesday and Friday and 9:00-9:00 on sat. and 1:00 -7:00 on Sunday… I have no free time and when I do I am constantly thinking about the 16 book that I should be reading for class… but of course I’m not reading them.  I actually was thinking the other day that I haven’t learned anything new since 10^th grade I believe that I am just one of the best bull shitters in the free world.  I do little to no work and I still managed to get a 3.45 last semester… But now I’m have anxiety about the fact that all of this will eventually catch up to me… My nights are spent either on the couch watch tv w/ deeds smoking my life away or hanging out in Yonkers smoking my life away… a general pattern as you may see… but it’s a routine and that is what I’ve been reduced to… I’m not quite sure what I’m even talking about but I am aware of the fact that my butt really hurts because of the way that I’m sitting.. I”ve become creepily obsessed with 311 and that JoJo song… don’t laugh that song is the shit! Today while in the shower listening to my shower radio I cam to the decision that I could never leave the NY area because I need to be listening to 92.3 K-rock and hot 97.1 at all times…. I was also thinking while in the shower that it’s really weird that I have a window in the shower it’s actually quite cute it’s teeny tiny.  It’s a weird experience I don’t know how many people have ever experienced this but it is much like being outside in a hot tub when there’s snow on the ground~~flashback~~ to anna grimm’s house in 7^th or 8^th grade w/ Lindsey and beth I believe we were dared to get out of hot tub and run around in the snow it’s much the same feeling  hot shower combined with cold breezed from the window =’s weird.  Professor Bowling just looked at me and said “ And who doesn’t love the league of nation’s?” and winked at me.. weird! Change of subject  the 4 year-old girl that I babysit for (along with a 2 year old and a 4 month old) told me the other day ( while I was convincing her to put some clothes on)that when I first started working there that she was scared of me and now she loves me… I believe that this is the general consensus among not just naked 4 year olds but everyone that knows me…. My friends @ school all told me that I’m a bitch but you just have know me to know that I’m actually just being witty… I’m not at all enthused about the general public thinking I’m a bitch but people that are overly well liked are generally stupid and un-funny…. So I suppose that while this particular character trait does make it difficult for me to say, pick up someone ( since it would be based off of personality and def. not my not so good looks) it does make me feel that my friends truly understand ( at least most of the time) where I’m coming from .. I think I’ll start a witty person club.. I’ve met a few people In my life that actually get my sense of humor: molly, matt b., matt z., and jaymz or maybe we are all just social outcasts.. okay I officially have no idea what I’m even talking about and also no clue what good ole Professor Bowling is going on about… so sasha’s Monkey Madness B-day party was rad on Sat. I for rull drunk and then had to go to work in the morning… I’m going to see the stepford wives on Friday and we’re having a dinner party on Sunday which I have been procrastinating about.. okay I’ve talked enough about really nonsensical thinks but I’ll leave you with this :

                                    A weasel never knows he’s being sneaky

ok ive gone like way too long without making an entry so now ive forgotten all the crap that has happened .. ok ill start on friday.. let's see i went to school ( to teach) and ummm i had to go to the park with the older class ( 5 year olds) but that's ok because i like the teachers in that class... they're cool... ummm and then i picked up the kid.. and he took a nap and ummm nothing eventful happened.. but then we had to go grocery shopping and everything was going great until i realized that i had to buy "ground beef" now let's get one thing straight... im not a vegetarian.. i eat  a lot of meat substitutes and a lot, mainly because i like the way they taste.. and if i prefer something that tastes like meat ill eat that rather than meat... umm what else... i dont eat pork.. i dont eat veal... umm so at the beginning of the summer when i was home my parents would make steak or something and i would eat it and then feel sick... so i was like umm this sucks.. so i stopped eating very much red meat, because it was making me sick, so then i came to DC and the people that i live with dont really eat much meat which is cool with me because neither do i... so the other day they called me and told me to make tacos for dinner... and to cook some hamburger... i threw up.. like i literally threw up.. i had to touch this like bright red meat.. and it made me sick the smell.. and the thought that i would be potentially ingesting it later uhhh.. so i'm thinking to myself, that im a weirdo! all of a sudden my body is revolting against eating meat for no apparent reason lol... so then back to the grocery store .. i had to go donw the meat isle and everything was so fucking red and gory looking .. i got really sick to my stomach and it completley ruined my day... so apparently my body has decided for me that i will be vegetarian lol.. which is cool with me i guess ... i mean my parents and family and crap are cool with it since my sis has been veggie for like 9 years... it's not a big deal, i just think it's really random that i cant eat meat anymore.. chicken doesnt really bother me as long as i dont see it being cooked or before it's cooked...so then the kid and i come back to the house to put the grocery's away..and he starts freaking out and throwing a tantrum because he wants his parents to be home... so i go out to the car to get some bags and the little fucker locks the glass door... so im fucking locked out of the house and completely freaking out that he is going to die and it will be all my fault... so we establish that he cant unlock the door... so i ask him to go see if he can open the window which involves me climbing through a fucking bush.. but he cant.. and then when i was in the bush these bugs attacked my ankles and they were ( and still are) the itchiest things ever.. my ankles are still swollen and itchy like crazy...  so the dad comes home to unlock the door because luckily my cell phone was in the car and i could call him... and the only thing he says to the kid ( who is ecstatic because he won, he got his dad to come home and he figured out how to make me go away ) is " ooo aren't you smart to figure out how to lock the door" WHAT THE FUCK... hes not smart hes a little bastard plus the kid could of died or something being all by himself.... at least tell him he shouldnt do it again... so then it's friday night.. so i go to dupont circle.. to the park and chill and read my book.. and people watch... which is my favorite hobby ... and the Green Party was having an open mic in the park.. with speakers and dj's and crap which was awesome.. good music, good political conversations, and then around like 9 or 10 everyone just started dancing to the music ... it just turned into this huge party.. and there were breakdancers which make me soooo happy lol... so then i went to go see the movie Camp.. which was funny, bad acting, great singing... and very very funny....ooo and while i was at the park this like 35 year old guy was sitting next to me and all of a sudden he starts talking to me.. so i play along and im talking to him ( but all along im thinking to myself to stay on top of things lol) so we talk about random crap for a couple of minutes and then he goes " so can i take you out for a couple of drinks some time" all smiley and creepy.... and im like uh oh so i think fast and i say " umm im gay, does that change your mind" and he's all like " umm well how about a three some i know some girls" and im like " well ok but you wont be getting any action" so he gets discouraged and then he goes " well you know im really good at eating pussy, i love to eat pussy, lesbians say im better than a girl" and im like oh great here we go so i politely say no thank you... so he says " well you've got really nice titties you shouldnt have any problem picking up a girl" and i was like " umm thanks for the compliment" all smiley and cute like... so i said goodbye to Robert the pervert and went to the movies by myself lol... pervertless and girl-less lol lol.....what a funny night.. so then on saturday umm i dont think i did much... nope i went shopping a little and ummm read and watched tv.. not much else... and then today i went to the holocaust museum.. which i completely couldnt handle.. it was just too much for me... i broke down when i got to the room that is just filled with all the shoes... i started to cry and hyperventilate a little... im such a pussy.. but i dont know... at one point you are walking along this stone path.. and the stones are actual stones from a street where so many people were just murdered!it's so fucking intense.. my sister warned me not to go alone.. she told me that when she went she freaked out too,that afterwards she had to go like sit in a park for an hour and just calm down... but what did i do afterwards? i smoked like a chimney and i went to the georgetown flea market WOOT! its so fucking great i love it.. so i found the most GORGEOUS bracelets known to man kind... the mod-est things ever.. im not gonna be able to describe them very well but whatever take my words for it... one of them is yellow and white and it has a hinge that joins the yellow and the white parts together... and it wraps around your wrist like two petals of a flower.. so cool.. and the other are huge opaque white beads... and on the ends of the bracelet are these awesome little crowns that fit over the ends of the beads with fake crystals all over eeeee so cute.. i will be the bell of the Mod ball hehehe.. so i was like how much do you want for these two and she goes " 20$ each" and im like hahah NO! do you think im stupid.... i mean yes they are vintage but, still im not stupid i know what im doing at things like this .. ive been going to auctions and flea markets my whole life i  know what things are worth... much more so than the normal 19 year-old.. thanks mamaw lol ... so i was like umm no thank you and pretened to walk away.. and she was all like " oh well umm i guess i could do 20$ for both" and im like " oh sorry i dont think so" and so she gets all mad and says " well ill give you both for 15" and so then i pull my little trick... i open my wallet and im like " oh ok here you go.." and then i look all shocked and sad  and im like " oh no i only have 10$ and i want these so badly" so she lets me have them both for 10$ hehehe im a genius.. and that kids is why you hide all but 10$ of your money in your purse and not in your wallet.. heeheh im such a bitch lol.. so then i came back here and i talked to matt for a while which made me happy because i have been leaving him messages all week about how shady he is that he hasnt called me all week.... i even left one that had to do with the fact that i hoped evil space weasels had abducted him lol.. but i turns out he was in st. thomas all week with his family.... lol i forgot he was going.. so we talked about his trip.. i miss his parents.. his mom decided to get her belly button pierced lol and his dad bought her a huge 1 carat diamond to put in it lol! he said she looks like a rap star lol.. so funny... so we decided that i wouldnt come spend the weekend with him next weekend.. or this coming weekend i mean.. because he has to work on sat. but i doesnt matter because school starts on the 31st so ill be in NYC all the time to see him YAY.. i miss school and being in NY soooo much... so then we talked about x-mas break... im either going to bermuda with the parents , going to san francisco to spent a couple weeks with my sis, or going on a cruise of the virgen islands with matt and his family.. i vote for cruise!!!! lol, ive been trying to get matt to take a cruise with me forever lol... but he never wants to go. but they arent sure if they're gonna go or not because they might go to jersey and do the family thing.. and if that's the case then ill just go back to school like a week early and stay in brooklyn with matt until school starts YAY because god knows i cant spend a month at home.. without him, since everyone has a much shorter break than my school or matt's school... so lauren and everyone will have gone back to school and i will be all alone.. sniffle ok im done, im gonna go watch my new obsession: the issac mizrahi show and the game show network !!!

this is now the THIRD time i have written this damn thing... im so annoyed... anways.. im gonna do one of those really stupid and annoying survey things because.. umm i feel like it... and you cant stop me... matt sent this to me over x-mas.. while he was in jersey and i was stuck at home being sad that i wasnt with him...